Saturday, January 26, 2008

Lady’s Relationship with Master

The Lady and the Master both are like Adam and Eve minus the sex part. Dog has sniffed both and finds that they function like other normal beings. The one thing that is missing is that both do not have a knot tied to each other. Perhaps Master was looking for a younger and feminine lady and perhaps that Lady looked too similar to Rumplestiltskin and that made Master lost his appetite on women.

One common similarity between both is they are writing the same report title “If someone slaps you on the left cheek, you should let him slap you on both cheeks”. Dog could not find the motive behind their sadistic tortures but there is one thing Dog could confirm.. Both want to make Flower Humans to carry the Sword Symbol on their forehead.

One day however, Dog stepped into a building where people sell sausages. Dog smelled a rat. Master was buying sausages with a charming married lady! The married lady looked elegant; for she was the one driving Master to the building. Dog said nothing and went back to the garden. Coincidently, the Lady of the House was sitting in the garden complaining about how Master treated her to all her animals. The Lady revealed everything about Master. Master was a slave to the charming married lady. The charming married lady showered Master with gifts, chocolates and flowers in exchange for something. Something that is wanted by married old ladies, thought to be powerful, satisfying and pleasureable. Dog refused to believe what the Lady said. It could be that the charming married lady is one of Master’s sisters. So Dog barked and wagged its tail when Master was with the charming married lady. Master was surprisingly shy and was putting a forced smile on his face. That clarifies what Lady of the House said to all animals in the garden.

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