The Future of MAD people

The future was bright when I left to live in the clouds. It looks promising. The MAD people's journey will take about 20 years. The food I have prepared will last for another 20 years. Without it, it's starvation and death.

However, I do believe that a rat is hidden somewhere. It may be feeding on the food I have left for MAD people. For this, the promises I made cannot be realised. There will be NO entertainment in the Land of the Dinosaurs. Even if there is one, I still doubt it's purpose.

Time has passed. I have learnt to let go..
I am not so possessive like I used to
I now can't be bothered to see its fate.
IF it disappears, who cares?
IF it continues to live, nobody even knew that it existed.
IF its territory is taken by another group of people, it's just too bad.
It's just so sad.
The promises given to me are all a lie.
I am a victim
AND I have let go of it
AND I will bring it to death together with me!

MAD people,
Let it be taken over.
Let us see who the big fat rat is
hiding in the rice!
Afterall, this year is the year of the Rat.

A Goodbye Note (Part 2)

I guess all are waiting to know why I made the decision.

To read this blog, you will need to infer.. What or Who I am talking about.
All these years, I have committed my time to help the place called “The land of the Dinosaurs”. As a dog, I served two masters. A male and a female. Both are psychotic and love torturing Flower people in the name of “The Book of Sword symbol.”

I’ve had enough. The promises and assurance never come to realization. Trust has its limits. I have lost trust and faith in my masters. This is not the way to get something done. Because “You can’t always say the same things to people. People won’t trust you after a while.” This sentence was quoted by someone who writes using the peacock’s feathers. Transparency in everything and having the courage to show transparency is what matters. Without those, everything is a lie!

There!! They have lost the respect I have for them. In my view of them, they are people who keep their words, fair and just and do things professionally. Unfortunately, I have seen too much. I can’t bear to look anymore. Looking is equally painful even though I wasn’t experiencing the pain. Tyrant and abuse of power.. Up till now, five (including me) has ‘died’. Amazingly, they all ‘died’ within the same month!!! The Land of Dinosaurs is shrinking. In future, more Flower people and their ‘babies’ will leave the Land of Dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs have died. Even if they are alive now, they will die soon.

Promises are what people want to hear. Do not be misled by promises; for promises can be empty. People who believed will help masters to gain power. And from promises, masters gain power. Follow your hearts. Do not be fooled by cheap stuff. Quality depends on the price you can pay. “Chi Hun Chee, Chee Hu Huoy.”

To all ‘babies’ who are reading this:

Take a slow walk on the ‘top of the clouds’ and observe…Which doors of heaven have changed and who is the new angel of the door. Could it be an angel or a devil? Could an angel just 'died'? I just wonder….

Lady’s Relationship with Master

The Lady and the Master both are like Adam and Eve minus the sex part. Dog has sniffed both and finds that they function like other normal beings. The one thing that is missing is that both do not have a knot tied to each other. Perhaps Master was looking for a younger and feminine lady and perhaps that Lady looked too similar to Rumplestiltskin and that made Master lost his appetite on women.

One common similarity between both is they are writing the same report title “If someone slaps you on the left cheek, you should let him slap you on both cheeks”. Dog could not find the motive behind their sadistic tortures but there is one thing Dog could confirm.. Both want to make Flower Humans to carry the Sword Symbol on their forehead.

One day however, Dog stepped into a building where people sell sausages. Dog smelled a rat. Master was buying sausages with a charming married lady! The married lady looked elegant; for she was the one driving Master to the building. Dog said nothing and went back to the garden. Coincidently, the Lady of the House was sitting in the garden complaining about how Master treated her to all her animals. The Lady revealed everything about Master. Master was a slave to the charming married lady. The charming married lady showered Master with gifts, chocolates and flowers in exchange for something. Something that is wanted by married old ladies, thought to be powerful, satisfying and pleasureable. Dog refused to believe what the Lady said. It could be that the charming married lady is one of Master’s sisters. So Dog barked and wagged its tail when Master was with the charming married lady. Master was surprisingly shy and was putting a forced smile on his face. That clarifies what Lady of the House said to all animals in the garden.

The Lady’s Experiment

The experiment which the Lady of the House conducts is similar to my Master’s. Both conduct an experiment to test human attitude and behaviour, which hypothesizes that “If someone slaps you on the left cheek, you should let him slap you on both cheeks”, except that the Lady of the House tested the hypothesis on animals. She was a monster. Cruel as she can be, she deprived the animals of food. Often, she was seen throwing shit on the animals and forcing them to lick shit off the floor. The Cat and the Peacock was the smartest of all. The Cat would claw the Lady of the House whenever it doesn’t like what the Lady was doing. The Peacock on one hand, seemed to have immunity from the Lady just because one of its feathers bears a Sword symbol.

To make matters worse, the Lady of the House hangs a piece of juicy lean meat on every Sunday. Animal instinct tells all animals to fight for the piece of meat. The Owl, Porcupine, Duck, Dog and the babies were seriously injured. They fought each other. The Worm, Peacock and Guinea Pig were smart to sit on the fence and watch the match. The Peacock has the loudest laugh and thought that the fight was a mere entertainment in the garden.

Next, because the Worm is always underground, the Lady thought of a plan to lure the Worm out. So, she asked the Dog to dig a hole to find for the Worm. The dog was a loyal follower. It dug and dug..from dawn til dusk for many moons. However, the Lady of the House couldn’t wait any longer. So she sent the Rabbit, Porcupine and Owl. Rabbit did things fast enough. Porcupine could use its spikes to fish Worm out of the soil. Owl has sharp eyes an mouth to peck on Worm. Duck was silly to join in without being asked to. So, together all of them hunted for Worm. The Cat was fast enough to draw similarities, that is Worm and Cat came from the same Thelma Mother. Killing Worm would mean killing Cat. So, Cat kept its claws hidden under the glove.

The Cat who initially spent a lot of time with the Lady, sitting on her lap reading the book of Swords no longer do so. After some time, Cat came to a realization that the Lady read the book upside down and was following the wrong instructions. So, now the Cat read the book of Swords by herself. This time, the correct side up.

One day, Dog told the Lady that it was tired and had difficulty finding worm. The Lady threw a mad tantrum and threatened Dog of its life. “If you think of staying alive here in the garden, you better do as I say”. Dog shivered in fear, not telling anyone of its encounter with the Lady. Dog sat on the ground and cried. Sobbing as quietly as it can be, Worm heard Dog crying. Apparently Worm had come out of its hole! Worm spoke to Dog of its fate and Dog was sympathetic. Dog was suddenly caught in the web of dilemma – whether to catch Worm or to let Worm go. Well, Dog remembered what its mother and sister taught. To choose to smell the flowers rather than to choose a weapon that could kill. So, both Dog and Worm became good friends. Dog started to understand Worm. Worm was not a criminal afterall. It was the serum given by the Lady that caused Dog to be so aggressive and fierce.

Friends in the Garden

The Guinea Pig

As far as I can recall, the guinea pig is a very helpful creature. When I failed to find my bone buried beneath the soil, the guinea pig would provide me with hints on where to find the bones.

The Owl

Eerie as it can be, it can only be seen at night. It hoots from the tree branch and never goes near to any animals in the garden. The Owl certainly likes to eat worms. It has the best eyesight at night and tends to pick on the poor Wobbly Worm. One day, it brought a dead rat into its nest. It smellt terrible and every creature living in the same tree complained about the foul smell. However, the Owl refused to admit that it hid a dead rat in its nest. Not until the pigeon found a rat’s tail hanging out from the Owl’s nest. The pigeon could not bear the foul smell and was very angry at the Owl. It packed its bags and flew out and never looked back.

The Cat

This was the lady’s favourite. The cat was given the best treatment in the house. The lady of the house would read the book of Swords with her cat sitting on her lap. The cat even wears a necklace bearing the Sword Symbol. The cat was a loyal devoter and spends most of the time with the lady of the house. The lady fed the cat with a lot of food. Over time, the cat put on weight and became one of the fattest creatures in the garden. Every animal in the garden did not feel threatened by the cat even though it was big and wears a necklace given by the lady of the house. That was because the cat sleeps in its basket most of the time.

The Porcupine

This is a highly dangerous animal in the garden. Every animal in the garden fears the porcupine. The porcupine appears to be a ‘big’ animal but if you cut out its spikes, you will notice that it is just a thin and small animal. What made the porcupine a dangerous animal is its spikes. Many other animals in the garden were poked by the porcupine. Because I was just a puppy, I was rather inquisitive. Often, I would go near and sniff the porcupine’s ass. Just to know when it’s on the heat to mate. However, until now, I really don’t know it’s gender; for it hasn’t started to breed after mating for years.

The Wobbly Worm

As its name suggest, Wobbly Worm doesn’t own a weapon to protect itself but it strives hard to survive in the garden. Hiding in the soil, protecting itself from the Owl and Duck, the Wobbly Worm only comes out when it’s bored. Nature made it that way --- worms are meant to live in the soil. It dies when it is out. Unknown to the animals in the garden, the serum helped to strengthen the Worm. The worm’s droppings would be so acidic that it burns on those who stepped on its droppings.

The Duck

Ducks have short legs and its butt hangs low to the floor. As it walks, its butt shakes as if to fan dry its butt. This duck is exceptional. It has long legs and yet it walks with its butt hanging low on the floor. Its mouth never stops eating. And it eats almost everything it can see. It’s a silly animal as it even tries to gobble up a pebble.

The Peacock

As proud as it can be, the Peacock struts confidently when it walks. Often, it would open up its feathers to display its colourful feathers. It loves to be the object of envy to all the animals in the garden. That’s because its feathers are used by people in the court of justice to sign important documents. Well, this is the only thing that the peacock could show. The Peacock is a friend to only a few selected animals. The criterion to be the Peacock’s friend is simple: You have to be someone the Peacock could make use of.. in particular to ensure that you would keep its compound clean of animal droppings. In short, if you could keep the Peacock’s compound clean, its beautiful feathers stays clean and the Peacock will feel happy living in the garden without having to do any of the dirty cleaning.

The Rabbit

What big tummy this animal has! Its tummy feels comfortable and warm. The rabbit is a friendly and tame animal but if you look closely, the Rabbit keeps a knife in its two long ears. This explains why rabbits have pointed ears. Rabbits chew on carrots. One look and you will think that it’s chewing on the same carrot. But if you observe the Rabbit longer, it has actually emptied a few gunny sacks of carrots. It does things so quickly and quietly that none of the animals realize that it is a threat in the garden.

Other animals

The lady of the house also brought three baby animals into the garden. They were placed in a big brown basket. At this moment, I can’t identify what animals they are. One is black while the other is white; and another is just a few weeks old but looked grown up. At this point, me, the dog doesn’t dare to put my nose to sniff out the babies. I am waiting for the babies to crawl out of the basket. Because by then, their stripes would show.

My Life as a Dog 1

A pure disappointment! That’s what I can say about my masters. I thought they were kind and compassionate, knowing that they are very pious.

The first day I stepped foot into the Land of Dinosaurs, I met a wise old woman. She appears to be my one of my master’s workers in the house. From her eyes, my instinct told me that she is someone who had undergone many hardships in life. Life had made her tough, able to withstand any challenge and most of all understanding and respect to every human in the Land of Dinosaurs.

I was then introduced to the lady of the house. Oh my!! She looked exactly like Rumplestilskin, a monster which tortures girls and find excitement in seeing them feeling hurt. The face, the movement, the body looked exactly like Rumplestiltskin. Even the height matches!! It was just too bad that that the lady of the house does not wear a hat. Otherwise I would mistaken her for Rumplestiltskin.

In the movie, he (the monster) would appear in the night to grant girls three wishes. In return, the girls will have to guess the monster’s name. If they fail to, the monster will capture their babies (or siblings) and bring the babies or siblings with him.

I whispered softly in my puppy language to my siblings. Telling them to watch out; for the lady is the lady of the house. Thinking of the images of Rumpelstiltkin gives me the creeps. Often, we would laugh as we joked about the name “Rumplestiltskin”.

Then, I met my master. He looked “normal”. But when he starts to talk one will somehow notice that he is ‘not normal’ in the neck. The neck turns sideways as if he was pulled by ‘an invisible being’. Oops! Too much ghost and ghoul stories here.

My master was respectable by many. One day, I accidently wandered into his science lab. I saw human brains hanging from the ceiling and some books lying on the floor. There were also books with a Sword symbol on the front cover. I can’t make out what the symbol mean but I have seen the symbol before on the top of high buildings. His computer was left switched on. It read “attitudes and behaviour”.

It appears to me that he wanted to write a report titled “If someone slaps you on the left cheek, you should let him slap you on both cheeks”. The subjects of his experiments – Humans of the Flower Symbol. He even sets conditioning to the subjects of experiments. The conditions really made the subjects felt as if they we living in hell! Forced to produce ‘brain juice’ non-stop without caring if the subjects needed a rest, not granting any requests no matter how reasonable the request was and wanting to see when the subjects would drop dead one-by-one. All the torture focused on one thing.. To detect any sign of retaliation. His workers were told to continue torturing subjects to see if they retaliate or surrender. If a subject surrenders, the experiment succeeds to prove his hypothesis “Humans of the Flower symbol would surrender to the Sword Symbol”. Otherwise, he would conveniently ‘write off’ his subjects and erase them from the face of the Earth. Many had died because they do not know about the symbol.

I refused to believe what I had seen. But at the back of my head, I knew there must be some truth in what I saw.

The next day, I was presented to the lady of the house as a gift. Me, as the birthday puppy would mean I will automatically be spared from my master’s lab experiments. So, I was happy to play in the garden. As I ventured deeper into the bushes, I met a few other animals. Oh my! The creatures were all timid and appear harmless. Unknowingly, the lady of the house had injected the animals with a special serum! The guinea pig, owl, cat, porcupine, wobbly worm, rabbit and peacock became my friends in the garden.

A Goodbye Note

One reason for all to be here is to find out more about this thing. In this peaceful blog of mine, you may need to make 'connections' to the stuff mentioned here because i may not write it out clearly.

To start with, I apologise for not saying goodbye to everyone there as I don't want to spoil the mood (As an example, you may need to question: What mood? Party mood or exam mood). Connection: exam mood.

I want all to concentrate in the hall. So, I kept mum over it. It was a tough decision but it was a decision that was waiting to happen. Full-stop.

Special note to all my diciples,
I enjoyed meeting and passing on my knowledge to all of you.

0053 guinea pigs (oops! diciples actually), you have been real active and funny in the meetings. And as i have said, the experiment really worked. My guinea pigs had fun and have a mouth now!! Haha..

2163 diciples (oops! i forgot to give a nick to all in the meetings), keep up the good work. You were all attentive in the meetings..and the output was good.

My Music And Drama MAD people (oops! the society actually), you will have a new Si-Fu. Working with you guys was highly stressful. I do admit that when I fail to get confirmed answers, I turned into 'Shrek'. Anyway, I am sure of one thing...IT IS enough to last for 20 years or longer. Don't mess up.

All these are based on an assumption..If today is Friday 25 Jan 2008, then this post was posted yesterday or four days before. And if you read this post today, you are traveling through time.. Wow! Four days ahead.

That's all for now. but there is more to come...